These Norbit quotes will make everyone laugh all day, regardless of whether they’re fans of Eddie Murphy or not.
Eddie Murphy is one of the most iconic and famous comedy actors ever. Deservedly so, as his acting is so on-point and diverse that he was able to play three characters in one movie!
He played Norbit, Rasputia, and Mr. Wong. These three characters are so different from each other, allowing Eddie Murphy’s talent to shine through.
The movie itself is about Norbit, a meek and shy man. Sadly, he’s been physically and emotionally abused by his partner, Rasputia, for years.
Slowly but surely, he learns lessons on true love, kindness, and empathy. He also starts to change when he meets Kate, a beautiful woman who showers and only shows goodness.
Read on if you want to learn more about the characters and how Eddie Murphy made them come to life. At the same time, revisit your favorite scenes from the movie through these Norbit quotes we’ve compiled!
Best Norbit Quotes
1. “Strange mystical thing happens, Norbit. Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die. Norbit gets stronger and stronger. That’s why I know Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong. Strong like a warrior.” – Mr. Wong
2. “How you doin’?” – Rasputia Latimore
3. “Once a loser, always a loser.” – Rasputia Latimore
4. Attendant: “Excuse me, ma’am. We have a 300-pound weight limit.”
Rasputia Latimore: “I don’t weigh no damn 300 pounds. I weigh 165!”
5. Mr. Wong: “Remember, Black people, run very fast. But problems run faster.”
Norbit Albert Rice: “That’s kinda racist.”
Mr. Wong: “Yes, Wong is very racist. Don’t like Black. Don’t like Jew either. But Black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure.”
6. Rasputia Latimore: “This wedding’s a shame, and I’m here to stop it.”
Kate Thomas: “Norbit, what are you doing?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “I’m bein’ a man for the first time in my life. Kate—Kate, I love you.”
7. “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?” – Rasputia Latimore
8. Rasputia Latimore: “What the hell did you just say?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It’s over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your bitch!”
Norbit Quotes to Revisit
9. Norbit Albert Rice: ”Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.”
Rasputia Latimore: “Say Tuesday again, and you ain’t make it to see Wednesday.”
10. Preacher: “But you can’t object yet.”
Pope Sweet Jesus: “Well, I am objeculatin’ prematurely!”
11. “When Norbit was a little boy, he said, ‘One day I’ll have the girl of my dream,’ and then you end to marry a gorilla!” – Mr. Wong
12. Rasputia Latimore: “God damn it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don’t adjust my seat?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “I haven’t touched your seat.”
Rasputia Latimore: “Then why’s it up so damn far?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “It looks like it’s back as far as it goes, Rasputia.”
Rasputia Latimore: “No, you moved it! I can tell! ‘Cuz looks when I inhale; my titty makes the horn honk! See, listen! See that? That ain’t right!”
Norbit Albert Rice: “I hear it.”
Rasputia Latimore: “Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat!”
Norbit Albert Rice: “That’s not science.”
Rasputia Latimore: “It is, and just let it go!”
Norbit Albert Rice: “It’s not science.”
Rasputia Latimore: “I said, ‘Let it go!’”
Norbit Albert Rice: “I’m just saying—I said it was science, god damn it!”
Funny Norbit Quotes
13. Rasputia Latimore: “Hey Norbit, what you looking at?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “Just some kids coming down the slide.”
Resputia Latimore: “Oh, I see what you looking at. You want to see a bitch come down the slide? Imma shows you how a bitch comes down the slide.”
14. Mr. Wong: “Whale ho!”
Rasputia Latimore: “Did somebody just call me a whale?”
Mr. Wong: “Yeah! And a ho!”
15. Pope Sweet Jesus: “It’s raining, little white women.”
Lord Have Mercy: “My prayers have been answered!”
Pope Sweet Jesus: “She’d better move ’cause my prayers are for a Cadillac.”
16. Attendant: “Excuse me.”
Rasputia Latimore: “What?”
Attendant: “Are you wearing bottoms?”
Rasputia Latimore: “Of course, I’m wearing bottoms!”
17. “I wanna be a ho. How do I apply?” – Event Organizer
18. Norbit Albert Rice: “Oh, Floyd, what am I gonna do?”
Floyd the Dog: “Kill the bitch.”
Norbit Quotes for Eddie Murphy Fans
19. “Yes, it did. And that makes you the queen of whores.” – Norbit Albert Rice
20. Rasputia Latimore: “Where the hell you goin’, Norbit?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “None of your G. D. beeswax, Rasputia!”
Rasputia Latimore: “Look at you, you old stupid fool. You can’t even ride a bike!”
Norbit Albert Rice: “Oh, yes, I can because Kate taught me!”
21. Rasputia Latimore: “Go over and get another wine cooler. It’s hot as hell out here. Don’t you see I’m sweltering?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “Rasputia, you can’t drink wine.”
Rasputia Latimore: “Why the hell not?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “You’re with child.”
Rasputia Latimore: “With child? I ain’t with no—oh. Oh, that was—I had gas. I still got it. There’s your child. Now go get me something to drink. Twins!”
Norbit Quotes That’ll Take You Back to Your Favorite Scenes
22. Rasputia Latimore: “What—the—? What just fell on my car?”
Mr. Wong: “Not what—who! Who just fell on your car? Ching chong ching chong!”
23. Big Jack Latimore: “Norbit, let me talk to you for a second. Look, just so we clear. If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I’m coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice. You hear me?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “Yes.”
Big Jack Latimore: “I’m talkin’ pain, boy. Searing, mind-numbing pain.”
Norbit Albert Rice: “I understand.”
Big Jack Latimore: “You understand me?”
Norbit Albert Rice: “Yes, yes, yes.”
Big Jack Latimore: “All right. Welcome to the family.”
Norbit Albert Rice: “Thank you.”
24. Rasputia Latimore: “I’m gonna rip your head off.”
Big Jack Latimore: “Rasputia?”
Rasputia Latimore: “What?”
Big Jack Latimore: “Car.”
Rasputia Latimore: “I don’t give a damn ’bout no car. I’m ready to die!”
Big Jack Latimore: “Car!”
Rasputia Latimore: “I’m ready to die! I’m ready to die!”
Big Jack Latimore: “I ain’t gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me, boy! Damn!”
Rasputia Latimore: “I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die up in here. Drive the car, god damn it!”
25. Big Jack: “Here you go, Norbit. Saved the best piece for you.”
Young Norbit Albert Rice: “What’s that?”
Big Jack: “Turkey ass. Eat up sucker.”
Blue Latimore: “Bon Appetitty!”
26. Rasputia Latimore: “Norbit, Buster is a guest in our home. How dare you insinuate something like that?”
Buster: “Yeah, Orbit. How dare you insinuate something such as that. You know, I am actually offended by your accu—si—sation.”
27. “Tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap—. Norbit. Norbit? Norbit? Oh, damn. He escaped. Norbit. Norbit. Your ass is mine, Norbit.” – Blue Latimore
Short Norbit Quotes to Remember Forever
28. “Bingo! Right in the blowhole!” – Mr. Wong
29. “Oh, pray bitch, pray.” – Rasputia Latimore
30. “Did you say a titty bar?” – Deion Hughes
What’s Your Favorite Quote From Norbit?
Norbit is a comedy movie through and through. Even so, it imparts valuable pieces of wisdom, especially for those in relationships.
When you’re in a relationship, it can be so much easier to stay and accept the way things are instead of facing problems head-on. However, you must realize that settling for something less than you deserve is never an option.
Learn from Norbit and leave an abusive relationship as soon as you set your eyes on some red flags! Yes, people can change, but it’s not as easy, and not everyone is willing to do so.
Never allow yourself to get stuck in pain. Instead, realize that letting go will lead you to a better, happier life.
With that, we hope these Norbit quotes were able to teach you a thing or two about love, relationships, and kindness. Make sure to watch out for these lessons whenever you watch the movie!
