If you’re a fan of Friends and want something to remember Matthew Perry by, check out this list of the best Chandler Bing quotes.
Chandler Bing, portrayed by Matthew Perry, is one of the main characters in Friends. And, in true Matthew Perry fashion, this character is known for his one-of-a-kind sense of humor.
Chandler grows from an awkward adolescent to a reliable family man throughout the show’s seasons. However, though this is the case, one thing is true: he never lost his sense of humor and ability to make a whole room laugh with just one word, expression, or action.
He is widely regarded as the funniest character on the show, and his many quotes and lines testify to his hilarious personality. As a testament to this statement, he also has many catchphrases that fans still use in everyday conversations today!
Though Matthew Perry has passed away, he will forever live on through Chandler Bing. Their personalities have melded together, and we’ll never think of one without the other.
So, we’ve compiled a list of our favorite Chandler Bing quotes that showcase his kind, loving, and humorous nature. Read on and find out more about this unique and loveable Friends character!
Best Chandler Bing Quotes
1. “Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
2. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
3. “I say more dumb things before 9 AM than most people say all day.”
4. “So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay.”
5. “It’s always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.”
6. “We swallow our feelings, even if it means we’re unhappy forever. Sound good?”
Famous Chandler Bing Quotes
7. “I’m funny, right? What do you know, you’re a door. You just like knock-knock jokes.”
8. “Okay. You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance.”
9. “I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.”
10. “Hey Janice, it’s me. I just wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.”
11. “Alright. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave.”
Funny Chandler Bing Quotes
12. “If I were a guy and—did I just say, ‘If I were a guy?’”
13. “I’m a gym member. I try to go 4 times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1,200 times.”
14. “I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.”
15. “I can handle this. ‘Handle’ is my middle name. Actually, ‘handle’ is the middle of my first name.”
16. Rachel Green: “Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what?”
Chandler Bing: “The fifth dentist caved, and now they’re all recommending Trident?”
17. Joey Tribbiani: “I need to organize my thoughts.”
Chandler Bing: “Your thoughts—plural.”
18. Ross Geller: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.”
Chandler Bing: “Was that place the sun?”
19. “I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”
20. “Alright, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put my career before men.”
21. Ross Geller: “No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.”
Chandler Bing: “Well, maybe he was nervous.”
Chandler Bing Quotes and Catchphrases That’ll Live In Your Mind Rent-Free
22. “Could we be more White trash?”
23. “It’s a Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”
24. “Cheese: it’s milk that you chew.”
25. “You know, I think I don’t care.”
26. “Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?”
27. “What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?”
28. “I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.”
29. “I am not ‘blah,’ I am a hoot!”
Chandler Bing Quotes on Love and Relationships
30. “Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap!’”
31. “Seriously, good luck marrying me.”
32. “When I first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.”
33. “I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”
34. “Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow, tin chest.”
35. “At what point did you think this was a successful marriage?”
More Chandler Bing Quotes for All Friends Fans
36. “Because, Phoebe, sometimes, after you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish.”
37. “Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I’m a giant.”
38. “Nice camouflage. For a minute, I almost didn’t see you.”
39. “Why, yes, Ross, pressing my third nipple. It opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”
40. “Oh, I know. This must be so hard. ‘Oh, no! Two women love me. They’re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet’s too small for my 50s, and my diamond shoes are too tight!’”
Did You Find Any Similarities Between You and Chandler Bing?
Matthew Perry breathed life into Chandler Bing. Without him, Chandler probably wouldn’t be as iconic as he is.
However, though we equate Matthew and Chandler to each other, let’s remember that both of them are more than the character. In fact, we’ll find similarities between them and us, too!
No matter how you look at it, Chandler Bing is just an ordinary guy who managed to land himself a fantastic friend group. It’s one he was able to make his own and strengthen through his one-of-a-kind humor and unique personality.
He’s the joker of the group, and sometimes, his jokes can be brutally honest. However, at the end of the day, we remember Chandler Bing as a man who knows how to accept his and his friends’ flaws.
Chandler Bing is also the definition of awkward, and he allows us to accept our own quirks for what they are. There’s no need to be ashamed of anything because your quirks contribute to your uniqueness!
Whenever you need a pick-me-up, feel free to revisit the quotes in this list. We’re sure you’ll feel brighter in an instant!
